I bought my first calendar for next year. I say 'first' because I tend to buy a couple. In my room, as we speak (or as I'm writing this 'cause no one is speaking...), I have five; four if you don't count the agendas. One is a "Men on a Mission" calendar featuring shirtless returned missionaries. Only a Mormon girl could fully appreciate it. One is a day-by-day Zits calendar. The other two are countdown calendars until George gets home.
For next year, I got a Listography calendar. I love making lists (btw, if you didn't know that). Every week you are given a new prompt for making a list. Examples: Jan 25 to 31-- Favorite Sports; Jul 5 to 11-- Things You Find Sexy)
I still need to get the new MoaM Calendar. And I need the new Zits calendar. So that will give me 6 for the year.

So, what do I want for Christmas? Funny you should ask. I just told my parents the other night over dinner. I would like a unicycle. That's it. Just a unicycle. I've wanted one ever since ever. It's been on my Christmas list since then, too. Why haven't I gotten one? I'm thinking that I've put too many things on my wishlist and I've caused my parents to have to narrow it down to a few simple things. Well, no more! I told them that if I can't have a unicycle, I want nothing else. I do realize that I am risking everything for that, but I will deal with the consequences.
At aforementioned dinner, my mother refused. Why? "I do not want to see you maimed for life from a stupid unicycle." What was my reply?
"First off, it is not a shark or a lion. I doubt it will eat my arm or disfigure me. Secondly, if somehow I would become maimed, just don't look at me. Lastly, how many people have you ever even heard of who have been maimed for life from a unicycle."
I just looked up 'unicycle casualties' on google and nothing came up so I'm pretty sure that I'll be safe. So, if any of you reading this ever see my mother (i.e. Lisa and/or Nick) please convince her that her 20 and one half year old daughter will be as safe as is possible when one is riding a unicycle.